kushdrinker:

yeah, well, your mom!!! *backflips onto skateboard* *does a 360* *flies into space* *lights blunt with the sun* *blows cloud of weed smoke over the world* sick burn

(via inbox)

chickensandwich:

grandpa pulls you to the side during a family meal, “kids, i need you to do something for grandpa” you listen closely “i need you to kill me”

(via lolldemort)

hello i haven’t been on here in a month and i just spelled month like munth and also idk whats funny anymore this will be difficult stay tuned

vvorldwideweb:

imagine a group of biebers sprinting at you screaming swaggie 

(via msjewbooty)

hungarian:

if i go into your tagged/personal will i find your deepest/darkest secrets

(via wimpynoodle)

popeversace:

I took tae kwon do for a week in 3rd grade dont fuck with me

(via svveden)

disneyprincest:

my teacher is spraying febreeze on this kid who came to class high

(via sexy-squirrel)